August 2009
9 posts
Reading some interesting insight on women and...
marisadawnisdabomb:
Allow me to elaborate? People of the female sex are basically stupid when it comes to relationships. Believe me, it’s not just the guys. I mean, we expect everything out of these douchebags and when we get nothing, we don’t even blame ourselves. It’s like, all their fault and seriously, it’s not.
I mean, I tell it like it is to everyone and I’m like, whatever chicks, just...
Fortune cookies.
marisadawnisdabomb:
I have a dirty mind.
So, my friend figured that fortune cookie people cater to those who like to say, “in bed,” after all the fortunes. Today, I went to PeiWei, and by GUM! He was totally and completely right. Life is funny that way.
I totally and completely understand this! d:
we like Ikea →
(via marisadawnisdabomb)
EVERYONE likes Ikea, stupid :)
Just impolite
samwesterly:
marisadawnisdabomb:
I finally got rid of my sister by obnoxiously chewing my gum. Yeah, it was bitchy, but I don’t like her messing around near me when I’m obviously doing something important :D Just kidding, but she was being mean to me-calling me stupid and shit like that. I don’t know why, I didn’t do anything to her.
Well, I’m pretty excited because I found where those five...
it's not gossip if it's the truth
marisadawnisdabomb:
taylordavis1990:
samwesterly:
marisadawnisdabomb:
(via louischatburn)
“hey did you hear that Marisa is a total hoebag slut?”
“Why yes, I did, and you know how?”
“How?!”
“Because I fucked her.”
Oh, no. Bill sits on a throne of lies.
lmao. didn’t we all fuck her?
Orgy, bitches.
Death, slow and painful!
How is that not kinky!?!?!
it's not gossip if it's the truth
samwesterly:
marisadawnisdabomb:
(via louischatburn)
“hey did you hear that Marisa is a total hoebag slut?”
“Why yes, I did, and you know how?”
“How?!”
“Because I fucked her.”
Oh, no. Bill sits on a throne of lies.
lmao. didn’t we all fuck her?
Orgy, bitches.
my mom on booty dancing.
Marisa: What are you doing?
My mother: Nothing... dancing with the DVD
Marisa: Oh jeez. Not again.
My mother: BOOTY POP WITH ME!
Sam: wow. I wanna meet your mother.
Taylor: Kinky.
